One day she's standing on my porch, and the next she's being held a prisoner in my house.


Retiring from the Marine Corps didn't mean I stopped serving the civilians of this great nation. Serving her would be my absolute pleasure.


I know why I said yes when she asked for help.


Her wild hair, long legs, and a mouth I'd love to teach a thousand lessons definitely weighed my decision in her favor.


Now, preventing the war she started when she arrived, that's the easy part.